So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
They have beer where we have blood.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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