I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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