Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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