Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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