I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Its about making memories worth repressing
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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