so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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