so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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