I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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