Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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