i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation