matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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