Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.