Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish

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Experience is the best teacher

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(512): View more from Texas

My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle

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(469): View more from Texas

i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...

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(540): View more from Virginia

And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea

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(941): View more from Florida

Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom

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