I must be too annoying 4 u.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me