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PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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