I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?