I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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