Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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