using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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