Cold hands, warm shart.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
wow bdsm is so cute
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