Already got asked if we're dating
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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