Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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