You can't motorboat a personality
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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