Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I need to align my fucking chakras
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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