Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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