i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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