ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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