Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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