No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You're like the curious george of whores
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
so much tequila, so little girl.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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