I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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