I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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