People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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