Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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