If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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