whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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