We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
The air taste purple.
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