i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
