Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
