I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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