I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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