Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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