it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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