I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
