We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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