I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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