i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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