Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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