K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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