Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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