like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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