Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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