Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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