Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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