Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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