Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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