ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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