There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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