What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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