When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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